they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
