Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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