i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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