i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
vagina is talking i cant
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
