I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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