Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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