Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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