this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I enjoy the company of your penis
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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