normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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