She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
