I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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