is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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