We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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