there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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