What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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