i would punch a child for taco bell
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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