I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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