i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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