its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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