doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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