Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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