We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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