i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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