So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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