Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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