even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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