Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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