He asked to "fluff my boner.."
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
you never un-have a 4some
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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