I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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