yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
