Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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