You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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