you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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