after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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