my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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