just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
