took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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