belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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