It's Friday. Sex?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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