Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Also, beer. Big fan.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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