I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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