the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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