do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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