am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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