In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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