Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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