Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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