Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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