party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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