Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
we should paint friendship bongs
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