It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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